Boiler Room -
July/August 2010
Picture the
scene from from Nightmare on Elm Street where a dream
sequence depicts a little girl, in her Sunday best, riding
a tricycle. Her tricycle journey ends in a boiler room,
after which she looks up over her shoulder and says "This
is where he takes us". I thought of that scene after
witnessing the countless carcases of birds of lizards that
the cats bring downstairs and wonder: "What would those
creatures say in a dream sequence"?
Hence, the "Boiler Room". Besides being the place where
cats evicerate their prey, this is the place where the men
congregate. Other cultures may classify it as a "man
cave", but we aren't into all of that traditional crap.
All of the ideas came from scribbles that I produced
during boring meetings to keep myself awake. Here are some
of them:
All the bookshelves are made of cheap particleboard that
bow under the weight of a single book, and the desks are
collapsible lunch tables that have seen better days.
The first step
is to clear a spot to put the "threater corner".
Timmy inspects the work and gives his blessing.
The threater cabinet should support the weight of a big
TV.
The "mini shelves" are intended to support game consoles.
I had to buy 15 sheets of 4x8 MDF, which I was surprised
to have completely consumed for this project.
Finally the new shelves start to take shape.
I chose black for all the shelves to contrast the yellow
and whites of the walls and desks. Also, black hides dirt
and stains so I can maintain the illusion that I'm good at
keeping everything clean.
East-facing shelves are done.
Construction starts for the
south-facing shelves.
Eventually, Erik and I will
complete the audio system for the theater. I got a head start
on some of the speaker mounts by welding wall and
ceiling-mount speaker cradles.
After the sheves are complete, I
start the boys' desks. The design is the same as I used in the
prototype, but with a couple of changes. Connor's desk has a
"cut in" that has a slightly larger diameter than the
turn-radius of a chair. Also, I built a secondary desktop with
a welded, steel riser system with which to attach monitors and
other desk stuff.
The desk system starts to take shape. I built it to be
completely broken down into individual pieces so that one
person can move it all.
Erik's ass. Not part of the construction but he found my
camera during construction and made it his bitch.
[ Erik's ass photo removed
at the request of just about everyone ]
Finally the desk is installed.
Paint for the desktops is 1 coat of while latex, 3 coats of
flourescent theatrical paint, and 3 coats of clear acrylic
enamel. The desktops glow under blacklight. All of the other
paint is matte black.